THAT'S THE PIG WAGON.
THE ONE THE MIRROR WAS IN.
IT WAS, WASN'T IT?
HOW DID SHE KNOW THAT?
YEAH, COME ON. COME ON.
IS THIS YOURS?
WHERE'S OUR MIRROR?
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOURS, NOW DID I?
WHERE IS IT?
YOU WOULDN'T WANT IT NOW, ANYWAY.
IT'S COVERED IN PIG SWILL.
WHERE IS IT?!
I DON'T RIGHTLY KNOW.
WHAT?
FELLA GAVE ME FIVE COPPERS FOR IT THIS MORNING.
FIVE COPPERS?
WHAT FELLA?
PASSING THROUGH WITH A WHEELBARROW
FULL OF BRICKY BRAC.
PROBABLY COME FOR THE ANTIQUES MARKET.
BRICKY...?
YOU'LL NEVER FIND IT NOW, ANTONY.
WE'RE NOT...
THIS PLACE IS FULL OF OLD THINGS.
YOU'D DO BEST TO SPLIT UP.
YEAH.
SHAME YOU WON'T HAVE ANY TIME
FOR ROMANCE, THOUGH.
BRICKY BRAC.
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
YOUR TROUBLE IS THAT YOU'VE NOT HAD TO DO
A HARD DAYS WORK YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.
WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT THE SUFFERING OF ROYALTY?
YOU SEEM TO HAVE BEEN SOME KIND OF CLEANER IN YOUR WORLD.
YEAH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? ALL RIGHT?
NOTHING SHAMEFUL ABOUT CLEANING.
AND I HAD MONEY ONCE, YOU KNOW THAT?
I WAS RICH.
YOU? RICH?
YES. YES.
I HAD A THRIVING PLASTICS BUSINESS.
I WAS MAKING 55 GRAND A YEAR WHEN I WAS 21 YEARS OLD.
OH, SO LET ME GUESS...
YOU LOST IT ALL.
NO, I JUST...
KIND OF OVER-STRETCHED MYSELF.
I PUT ALL MY MONEY INTO AN IDEA THAT JUST DIDN'T PAN OUT.
AND WHAT WAS THAT?
BOUNCY CASTLES.
WE HAD THE ROBIN AND MAID MARIAN.
JOLLY JESTER, THE HAUNTED CASTLE.
YOU KNOW, WE HAD THE COWBOY AND INDIAN BOUNCER.
ONE OF OUR MOST POPULAR ITEMS.
AND THE ZIGZAG BOUNCE. OUR MOTTO WAS:
"PUT THE BOUNCE BACK IN YOUR LIFE."
OH, PLEASE, STOP, ANTONY.
OH, NO.
IT CAN'T BE.
THE TROLLS.
NOT A VERY ATTRACTIVE WORK
I'LL GRANT YOU
BUT FULL OF VITALITY AND LIFE.
FROZEN RAGE.
DOES IT TICKLE YOUR FANCY?
NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.
ACTUALLY, THOUGH
I AM LOOKING FOR A MIRROR.
IT'S ABOUT MY HEIGHT, BLACK...
I SEEM TO REMEMBER A JOB LOT OF JUNK.
IT'S IN THERE.
WOLF, DO YOU REALLY THINK
WE'RE GOING TO FIND THE MIRROR HERE?
I THINK WE SHOULD GET BACK TO TOWN.
REMEMBER THE STORY OF SNOW WHITE
WHEN SHE SWALLOWED THE POISON APPLE
AND EVERYONE THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD?
THE SEVEN DWARFS, THEY BROUGHT HER HERE
AND PUT HER IN A GLASS COFFIN...
HERE?
IN HOPES SOMEONE MIGHT BRING HER BACK TO LIFE.
IN THIS TOWN?
TO THE TOP OF THIS VERY HILL.
PRINCE'S GRANDMOTHER.
Virginia: OH, MY GOD. LOOK.
IS THIS THE REAL GLASS COFFIN?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
I JUST-- I JUST FEEL SO GOOD.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
YOU REALLY DO.
EVERYONE DOES IN THE KISSING TOWN.
EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!
PSST...
DON'T ATTRACT ATTENTION.
LOOK AT THAT.
"10 TO 15 GOLD COINS."
IT'S PRICED REALLY LOW.
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT IS.
DON'T TURN IT ON IN HERE, YOU MORON.
EVERYONE WILL SEE.
HMM...
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
OH, WHAT? THIS?
OH... I WOULDN'T EVEN WASTE MY TIME.
JUST A PIECE OF JUNK.
AT FIRST, I THOUGHT IT WAS A REPRODUCTION.
LATE NAKED EMPEROR AT BEST.
BUT, I THINK IT'S OLDER THAN THAT.
QUITE A LOT OLDER.
MAYBE EVEN EARLY CINDERELLAN.
AND QUITE A LOT MORE SPECIAL.
RIGHT, SO, MISSY WHITE IS LYING HERE FOR YEARS
AND EVERYONE THINKS SHE'S DEAD.
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
SLOW DOWN YOUR BREATHING
SO YOUR CHEST IS ALMOST NOT MOVING AT ALL.
THAT'S NICE.
AND ALL THESE-- THESE HANDSOME CHAPS COME ALONG
AND TRY TO BRING HER AROUND
BUT NONE OF THEM WERE GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
HMM.
AND THEN ONE DAY
THIS DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS PRINCE COMES PAST
AND HE STOPS, THINKS...
OH, WHAT A QUIRKY GIRL.
WHAT A SWEETIE PIE.
BUT SHE'S FROZEN... COLD.
SHE RESISTS HIS EVERY CALL WITH HER FROZEN COUNTENANCE
AND HE REALIZES
THAT THE ONLY WAY HE CAN MELT THIS ICE QUEEN
IS TO MASSAGE THE LIFE BACK INTO HER SOFT, CREAMY LIPS
WITH A KISS.
Tony: HEY! HEY!
WOULD YOU TWO STOP CLOWNING AROUND!
I FOUND THE MIRROR.
COME ON.
IT WAS RIGHT HERE; IT'S GONE.
HEY, WAIT!
HEY... THE MIRROR THAT WAS HERE
WHERE IS IT?
OH, YOU MEAN THE MAGIC MIRROR?
WHAT A FIND.
WE'RE ALL TREMENDOUSLY EXCITED ABOUT IT.
IT'S IN THERE.
NOW IT'S 5,000?
WE'LL NEVER RAISE THAT.
Wendell: OH, ANTHONY, THIS IS THE MOST TERRIBLE MESS.
LOOK AT THAT-- "WENDELL'S DISGRACE."
THEY'RE CANCELING MY CORONATION
AND ALL YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT IS
FINDING 5,000 WENDELLS
TO GET YOUR STUPID MIRROR BACK.
HOW MANY WE GOT ALTOGETHER?
EXACTLY 30 GOLD WENDELLS.
( sighs )
HOW ARE WE GOING TO CHANGE 30 COINS INTO 5,000
BY TOMORROW MORNING?
GIVE THEM TO ME.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
COME ON, I GOT AN IDEA.
COME ON.
I HOPE THIS IS GOING TO GET MY CORONATION BACK ON AGAIN.
Tony: TRUST ME. TRUST ME.
THIS IS ONE OF MY BEST IDEAS.
HERE, HERE, HERE. HERE'S THE PLACE.
MAY I REMIND YOU THAT ALL YOUR IDEAS
HAVE SO FAR RESULTED IN TOTAL FAILURE.
LOOK, HERE WE'VE GOT TEN COINS APIECE, ALL RIGHT?
NOW, ONE OF US HAS TO WIN A FORTUNE BY DAYBREAK.
THERE, THERE, THERE. THANK YOU.
AND I MADE SOMETHING FOR PRINCE.
OH, NO, NO. TELL HER I REFUSE.
HE SAYS HE LOVES IT. IT'S SO HUMILIATING.
Virginia: EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS.
WE FOUND HIM LIKE THIS FIVE MINUTES AGO.
NOW HE WON'T COME DOWN.
KEEP AWAY FROM ME, OR I'LL JUMP!
I'LL JUST JUMP
AND THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY.
HA, HA, HA, THAT'LL SPOIL YOUR PLANS.
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANTED TO GET OFF YOUR CHEST?
I REFUSE TO BE A MAN.
I WON'T DO IT ANY LONGER.
I INSIST ON BEING A DOG.
( panting )
WELL, ANY PARTICULAR REASON?
WELL, HOW CAN I STROKE MYSELF?
AH.
HOW CAN I MISS MYSELF LIKE I MISS MY MASTER?
I DEMAND TO BE
A HAPPY PUPPY!
WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
( panting )
WELL, YOU'VE CERTAINLY MADE YOUR POINT.
NOW, PLEASE
ALLOW ME TO MAKE MINE.
( coughing )
THERE ARE NO MASTERS HERE!
AND ONLY ONE MISTRESS.
DON'T FORGET THAT, DOGGY.
I BOOKED YOU A RIDING LESSON.
OH, DEAR.
( crying )
PLACE YOUR BETS, PLEASE.
EXCUSE ME, MISS.
WHAT'S THE HIGHEST RETURN POSSIBLE ON ONE GOLD WENDELL BET?
WELL, SIR, YOU'D WANT TO BET
ON THE GRAND JACKRABBIT JACKPOT.
10,000-TO-ONE ODDS. OH, YEAH...
BUT IT'S ONLY EVER BEEN WON ONCE.
THAT'S THE GAME FOR ME.
I'LL RAISE YOU... 20.
I SNEER AT YOUR 20.
RAISE YOU 50.
PLACE YOUR BETS.
WOLF WILL WIN THE JACKPOT
AND THEN VIRGINIA WILL LOVE HIM EVEN MORE.
BUT IF WOLF WINS, THEN VIRGINIA GETS THE MIRROR...
AND THEN VIRGINIA GOES HOME.
OH, CRIPES!
160.
BAD LUCK, SIR.
( relieved sigh )
THANK YOU. TICKIE-POO.
ANOTHER.
CALL IT.
HAVE YOU GOT...
MR. BUN THE BAKER MAN?
( chuckling )
READ 'EM AND WEEP. OH, POOR BABY.
LOOK AT MY HAPPY FAMILIES!
( sniffing )
DOGS DON'T LIKE HORSES.
BUT PRINCES DO.
UP YOU GET.
COME ON, UP YOU GET.
HERE WE GO. ( whimpers )
THAT'S IT, NICELY.
TAKE IT EASY NOW.
UP YOU GET!
( horse neighing )
OFF YOU GO.
THERE WE ARE. THERE WE ARE.
( whimpering )
THE HORSE ISN'T GOING TO MOVE
UNLESS YOU GIVE HIM A COMMAND.
HIT HIM.
( taps )
( shrieks )
( exasperated sigh )
HA!
( horse whinnying )
HELP ME!
SOMEBODY HELP ME, PLEASE!
AAH! STOP, HORSEY!
SLOW DOWN!
YOUR MAJESTY...
THE PRINCE HAS ESCAPED.
( footsteps running off )
( sighs )
IT'S GONE WRONG.
IT'S ALL GONE WRONG.
ALL MY GREAT PLAN.
COME TO ME.
COME TO ME... AND YOUR MIND WILL CLEAR.
YOUR MAJESTY.
I CRAVE YOUR GUIDANCE.
THE TROLL KING IS OUT OF CONTROL
THE DOG IS STILL MISSING
AND THE PRINCE HAS ESCAPED.
PLEASE, I NEED YOUR HELP.
KILL THE TROLL KING.
BUT HOW?
HE IS SO STRONG.
HE HAS AN ARMY TO PROTECT HIM.
HOW DID I KILL SNOW WHITE?
THE OLD WAYS ARE THE BEST.
( cackling )
( galloping horse approaching )
( horse neighing )
WHOA!
( grunts )
MOM! MOM!
MOM, MOM!
WHAT IS IT?
COME SEE, MOM.
SEE WHAT?
THERE'S A MAN WITH OUR ROVER.
THERE'S A MAN?
Girl: LOOK.
Woman: FRUIT OF THE FOREST!
IT'S HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS.
( growls )
( growling )
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE AS HAPPY TO LOSE AS YOU, SIR.
WELL, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE, MISS?
JUST THE ONCE, SIR.
TO A KNIGHT.
BUT HE WAS MARRIED.
TOO BAD.
( alarm ringing and whistling )
OH, MY GOODNESS!
YOU'VE WON THE JACKRABBIT JACKPOT.
OH, NO...
CONGRATULATIONS, SIR. 10,000 GOLD COINS.
IF YOU'D LIKE GO TO THE CASH DESK
YOU CAN PICK UP YOUR WINNINGS.
STOP PRESSURING ME!
THAT'S IT, I'VE LOST EVERYTHING.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
I, UH, WELL, YOU KNOW.
UH, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
I JUST SAID I LOST EVERYTHING.
YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT.
UH, ME, TOO.
LET'S GET SOME FRESH AIR.
LOVELY BALCONY.
THERE'S FRESH AIR OUT HERE.
( groans )
I'M NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET HOME.
I'M GOING TO BE STUCK HERE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
I SHOULD FEEL TERRIBLE.
BUT...
IS IT THIS PLACE, OR...?
VIRGINIA, I CAN'T CONCEAL IT FROM YOU ANY LONGER.
SOMETHING HAS JUST HAPPENED TO ME.
ME, TOO. I JUST...
YES?
TELL ME IT'S JUST THIS TOWN.
WELL, IT IS A MAGIC LOVE TOWN.
THE FLOWERS ONLY GROW WHERE THERE'S SEEDS
AND FIREWORKS ONLY HAPPEN
WHERE THERE'S STUFF IN THE ROCKETS ALREADY.
MAYBE THERE IS DESTINY.
OH... THERE MOST CERTAINLY IS.
MAYBE I REALLY AM SUPPOSED TO BE WITH YOU.
OH, YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE.
MAYBE WE SHOULD SEE HOW DAD'S GETTING ON.
Woman: PLACE YOUR BETS, PLEASE.
( Tony chuckling )
AND MRS. BONE THE BUTCHER'S WIFE
MAKES ANOTHER COMPLETE SET.
WELL DONE, DAD.
HEY, YEAH, I'M UP OVER 600 HERE.
600... YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.
I'M NOT GOING BREAK THE BANK PLAYING HAPPY FAMILIES.
I'VE GOT TO GET OVER TO THE HIGH ROLLER TABLE.
WHAT ARE THEY PLAYING OVER THERE?
I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T CARE.
THERE'S NO CARD GAME THAT SCARES ME, ALL RIGHT?
REMEMBER, WE SPENT THAT WEEK IN VEGAS IN '93?
OH, YEAH, WHEN WE HAD TO SELL THE CAR?
UH, NO, IT WAS THE YEAR BEFORE THAT.
DO ME A FAVOR, GET ME A BUCKET FOR THESE CHIPS OVER THERE.
EXCUSE ME, SIR...
WE'RE STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO COLLECT YOUR WINNINGS.
SHH! SHH!
YES, OKAY, OKAY.
THEY SAY MONEY DOESN'T BRING YOU HAPPINESS
BUT IT CERTAINLY BRINGS A SMILE TO MY FACE.
I WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME.
10,000 GOLD WENDELLS.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHECK IT, SIR?
THANKS, BYE.
BRAVO!
( all applauding )
SHH! STOP, STOP CLAPPING.
Queen: WOLF, SPEAK TO ME.
SHE'S BACK.
I KNOW YOU'RE THERE.
OH...
WHY IS IT I CAN SEE YOU
AND NEVER YOUR COMPANIONS?
WHO IS IT THAT PROTECTS THEM?
I DON'T KNOW NOTHING.
HAS THIS GIRL GOT YOU UNDER HER THUMB?
THAT'S PATHETIC.
IF YOU KILLED HER WHEN I TOLD YOU
ALL THIS WOULD BE OVER.
GO AWAY. SHOO!
THIS GAME IS NEARLY PLAYED OUT.
AND YOU ARE PART OF MY PLAN.
YOU ALWAYS HAVE BEEN.
NO... NO, I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU.
NEVER!
( humming )
I KNOW YOUR DESTINY.
YOU ASK A QUESTION
AND DIE BEFORE IT'S ANSWERED.
WHO ARE YOU?
( man screaming in distance )
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
I'LL GIVE HER THE MONEY, EVEN IF IT MEANS I'LL LOSE HER.
IT'S THE ONLY HONORABLE THING TO DO.
YES, THEN SHE COULD GO HOME SAFELY
AND THE QUEEN WILL NOT GET TO HER.
YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF THE MOMENT SHE'S GONE.
YOUR LIFE WON'T BE WORTH LIVING.
WON'T IT?
OF COURSE NOT... WAIT A MINUTE, THOUGH.
SHE MAY BE LEAVING
BUT THAT'S NO REASON NOT TO GO FOR IT ANYWAY.
PROPOSE MARRIAGE.
GIVE HER ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY THE MIRROR
BUT SPEND THE REST ON PRESENTS
FOR A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL!
GOOD IDEA. THEN IT'S ALL FAIR.
THEN SHE HAS A CHOICE-- HOME OR ME.
THANKS.
DON'T MENTION IT.
SNAP!
( grunts )
THE STAKE IS INCREASING TO 500 GOLD WENDELLS A HAND.
TOO HEAVY FOR ME.
BYE-BYE NOW. YOU COME BACK REAL SOON
WHEN YOU GOT MORE MONEY, OKAY?
( chuckling )
( knocking )
IS THIS THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? GO AWAY.
NO, I WISH TO MAKE A RESERVATION.
I NEED THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT.
IT'S FOR A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL.
OH!
( panting )
NOW, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO START WORK IMMEDIATELY.
THE DISHES I HAVE IN MIND WILL NEED OBSESSIVE ATTENTION
AND A GREAT DEAL OF MARINATING AND PREPARING.
NOW, I WANT ROMANTIC FOOD
FOOD THAT WILL SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET
BUT ALSO GLUE HER TO HER SEAT.
I WANT HER TO FEEL AS IF SHE'S HAD A MEAL THAT HAS CHANGED HER LIFE.
THIS MUST BE THE FINEST MEAL EVER COOKED.
I AM THE GREATEST CHEF IN THE NINE KINGDOMS.
FOLKS TRAVEL HUNDREDS OF MILES JUST TO EAT MY FOOD.
YEAH, WELL, MY DATE'S FROM
A DIFFERENT DIMENSION SO DON'T SLIP UP.
( whimpers )
THAT'S 13 MAIN COURSES!
TOO MUCH?
WELL, NOT IF YOU'RE REALLY HUNGRY, I GUESS.
HOW MANY OTHER GUESTS?
JUST THE TWO OF US. TWO?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY 20.
THIS IS FAR TOO MUCH FOOD FOR TWO PEOPLE.
OH! YOU'RE RIGHT!
SKIP THE SOUP.
I HAVE FOUND HIM.
YES...
I KNOW THE PLACE.
IT'S ABOUT 30 MILES FROM HERE.
THINGS ARE LOOKING UP.
NOW, GET ME THE TROLL KING.
HE WILL NOT SPEAK TO US.
TELL HIM HIS CHILDREN ARE DEAD.
DEAD?
DEAD?!
THEY ARE DEAD UNLESS YOU AGREE TO MEET ME FOR TALKS.
( grunts )
YOU EVIL PIG!
MEET ME AT THE MERRYPIPS' APPLE ORCHARD.
COME ALONE AND UNARMED OR I WILL SLIT THEIR THROATS.
SNAP!
( chortling )
I STILL HAVE TONS AND TONS OF MONEY LEFT.
I'LL GIVE THE REST TO VIRGINIA
AND THEN SHE CAN STILL BUY THE MIRROR.
( gasping ): CRIPES!
YOU FOOL!
I ALMOST FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.
OH...
EXCUSE ME. I WOULD LIKE TO BUY...
JUST ONE MOMENT, PLEASE, SIR.
MORNING DUTIES.
WELL, I'M IN A REAL HURRY. I NEED TO BUY...
IF YOU PLEASE, SIR. I WON'T KEEP YOU.
OKAY.
OOH, I LIKE THAT ONE.
( gasps )
OOH! THAT'S A NICE ONE.
( cuckoo clocks cuckooing simultaneously )
OOH.
NICE CLOCKS.
AH, YEAH.
NOW, SIR, WAS THERE SOMETHING I...
( clock cuckoos )
WHAT? I HAVE MONEY.
( grunting )
( child crying )
( gunshot )
OH...
VERY GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR.
HOW MAY I SERVE YOU?
I NEED AN ENGAGEMENT RING, AND NOT JUST ANY ORDINARY RING.
WE DON'T SELL ORDINARY RINGS, SIR.
OH.
TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT THE LADY.
IS SHE, UM... A BIG GIRL?
NO.
SUCCULENTLY SLENDER. LEAN.
PLAIN OR PRETTY?
OH... SHE'S GORGEOUS.
ARE YOU TRYING TO INSULT ME?
OH, MOST ASSUREDLY NOT, SIR.
I AM SIMPLY TRYING TO FIT THE RING TO THE LADY.
SOME RINGS MIGHT...
OVERWHELM A LADY.
NO RING IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN MY VIRGINIA.
OH, SIR...
HOW ROMANTIC.
SHE SOUNDS LIKE A GIRL IN A MILLION.
TEN MILLION, A HUNDRED MILLION.
THEN, I SHOULDN'T INSULT YOU BY SHOWING YOU
THESE EVERYDAY GOLD AND DIAMOND ENGAGEMENT RINGS.
( derisively ): GOLD AND DIAMOND.
OR EVEN THESE...
HANDMADE BY ROYAL DWARVES.
ROYAL DWARVES?
FEAST YOUR EYES INSTEAD ON THESE.
CHOOSE ME.
( gasps )
CHOOSE ME.
CHOOSE ME, CHOOSE ME, CHOOSE ME.
I DON'T WISH TO BE INDELICATE, SIR
BUT THESE RINGS ARE DISGRACEFULLY EXPENSIVE.
OH, MONEY IS NO OBJECT.
YOU'RE MY KIND OF GENTLEMAN, SIR.
OH, THOSE ARE VERY NICE.
OH, NO. NO, NO, SIR.
I HAVE SOMETHING UNIQUE IN MIND FOR YOU.
( gasps )
¶ HOW I LONG TO LINGER
¶ ON YOUR SWEETHEART'S FINGER
IT IS...
A SINGING RING, SIR.
HUFF PUFF...
A SINGING RING.
I HAVE TO HAVE IT.
THE LADY WHO SLIPS THIS UPON HER FINGER
WILL HAVE NO CHOICE.
SHE WILL SIMPLY SAY, "I DO."
ARE YOU SURE?
NO SINGING RING HAS EVER RECEIVED A REJECTION.
EVER?
IT COMES
WITH A LIFETIME LOVE GUARANTEE.
( gasping )
I'LL TAKE IT.
IT'S YOURS...
FOR THE PALTRY SUM OF 7,000 GOLD WENDELLS.
SEVEN THOUSAND?
OH! SEVEN THOUSAND!
OH... SEVEN THOUSAND...
IS THERE A PROBLEM, SIR?
THERE ARE MORE MODEST RINGS FOR LESS IMPORTANT LADIES.
NO, NO, NO! I...
I'LL TAKE IT.
ONE MORE FOR THE POT, DEARIE?
Virginia: WE'VE WON OVER 4,000; WE CAN STOP NOW.
ARE WE SURE 4,000 WILL BE ENOUGH?
ONE MORE FOR THE WHOLE THING.
NO, NO, NO, NO! DON'T, DON'T, DON'T!
YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING ALL NIGHT; YOU'RE TOO TIRED.
NO, NO, ONE MORE FOR THE WHOLE SHEBANG.
LISTEN, I CAN TAKE HER.
¶ I WILL LOVE AND CHUCKLE
( chuckles )
¶ ON YOUR GIRLIE'S KNUCKLE
OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
¶ I WILL NEVER FIDGET
¶ JAMMED UPON HER DIGIT.
SHH, SHH, SHH! YOU'LL SPOIL THE SURPRISE!
BE QUIET!
¶ I'LL BE SWEET AND FRESH
¶ WRAPPED AROUND HER FLESH.
WRAPPED AROUND MY ( gasps ).
OH, GOODNESS!
OH, DEAR! OH, DEAR.
OH...
I HOPE TONY'S DONE WELL.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
I JUST POPPED OUT FOR A WALK.
HOW'S HE DOING?
MMM...
SNAP! SNAP!
( low laughter )
SORRY, DEARIE.
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.
WELL, YOU CERTAINLY HAVE BEEN LUCKY FOR ME.
SO, A DEAL'S A DEAL.
I'LL EXPECT YOU WANT A BISCUIT
MORE THAN YOU WANT THIS MONEY, THOUGH.
PRINCE?
ROYALTY ALWAYS EXCEL AT GAMBLING.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
HADN'T WE BETTER BE GOING TO THE AUCTION?
OH, THE AUCTION, THE AUCTION!
AND THAT BRINGS US TO LOT SEVEN
A MYSTERY MIRROR THAT HAS BEEN DATED EARLY CINDERELLAN
WITH POTENTIAL MAGIC QUALITIES.
WHO WILL START THE BIDDING FOR THIS EXTRAORDINARY PIECE?
ONE HUNDRED.
TWO HUNDRED.
EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! COMING THROUGH!
EXCUSE US, EXCUSE US. SORRY, SORRY.
( gasps )
OH!
WHAT...?
Woman: SLICED HIM FOR HIS MONEY.
Man: MOVE YOU ALONG.
JUST A DEAD ELF.
GO HOME.
WINGS AIN'T FLAPPIN' ANYMORE.
Auctioneer: FOR THE FINAL TIME
I AM BID 3,800 GOLD PIECES.
ANY ADVANCE?
GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE.
FIVE! FIVE THOUSAND!
FIVE THOUSAND?
YES.
WILL ANYONE INCREASE ON 5,000 GOLD WENDELLS?
FIVE THOUSAND.
GOING ONCE...
GOING TWICE...
TEN THOUSAND.
OH, MY GOD, IT'S HIM!
OH, GOD, HOW DID HE GET 10,000?
ANY ADVANCE FROM...
10,000?
SOLD
TO THE GENTLEMAN WITH THE PIPE.
YOUR NAME, SIR.
MR. HUNTER.
I'LL PAY IMMEDIATELY.
HE'S GOT THE ELF'S CANE.
THAT'S HOW HE GOT THE MONEY-- HE KILLED THE ELF.
WELL, COME ON, WE CAN'T JUST STAND AROUND.
THAT BRINGS US TO THE NEXT ITEM IN THE AUCTION
WHICH IS A REMARKABLE...
ONLY PURCHASERS ALLOWED IN HERE.
UH...
COME ON.
...22-KARAT GOLD, ENTITLED "FROZEN RAGE."
WHY ARE WE HERE SO EARLY, YOUR MAJESTY?
WE'RE NOT MEETING THE QUEEN FOR ANOTHER HOUR.
SHUT UP.
WHEN SHE ARRIVES, SHE MUST ONLY SEE ME UNARMED
OR SHE WILL NOT ADVANCE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
YES, YOUR MAJESTY.
Mrs. Merrypip: THERE'S NO NEED
TO GNAW BONES, YOUR HIGHNESS.
WE'VE GOT LOVELY FOOD IN THE LARDER.
MARROWBONE.
MMM...
YOUR HIGHNESS MIGHT THINK THIS A BIT PRESUMPTUOUS-LIKE
BUT COULD WE SAY OUR CIDER'S BY ROYAL APPOINTMENT NOW?
OH, MY GOD!
IT'S LIKE A BEDTIME STORY.
FIRST OF ALL, WE'VE GOT PRINCE CHARMING, AND NOW WE'VE GOT...
DO BE QUIET, PLEASE.
YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE FAMILY.
WHAT HAS THE PRINCE TOLD YOU?
HE'S TOLD US EVERYTHING.
ALL ABOUT REALLY BEING A DOG AND EVERYTHING.
IT'S AMAZING.
OH, DEAR...
THAT REALLY WAS THE WRONG ANSWER.
I AM ALONE...
AND UNARMED.
AS AM I.
I HAVE DONE WHAT YOU'VE ASKED.
NOW, WHERE ARE MY CHILDREN?
TO BE QUITE HONEST, I HAVE NO IDEA.
I SIMPLY USED THEM AS AN EXCUSE TO GET YOU TO MEET ME.
THEN I WILL KILL YOU.
DON'T YOU WISH TO KNOW MY GREAT PLAN FIRST?
I HAVE KNOWN OF YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG--
TO PUT THE IMPOSTOR PRINCE ON THE THRONE
AND RULE THE FOURTH KINGDOM YOURSELF.
DO YOU THINK I SPENT SEVEN YEARS ROTTING IN JAIL JUST TO RULE ONE
OF THE NINE KINGDOMS?
I INTEND TO HAVE THEM ALL.
BUT WHERE DO I FIT IN?
YES, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.
I HAVE HEARD ENOUGH.
TROLLS...
ARISE!
( roaring )
YOU DIDN'T EXPECT THAT, DID YOU?
MY MEN HAVE BEEN HIDING FOR THE LAST HOUR.
I'M IMPRESSED AT YOUR FORESIGHT.
AND HAD YOU ARRIVED TWO HOURS EARLIER
YOU WOULD HAVE FOUND ME...
( groaning )
POISONING THE APPLES.
( all groaning )
POISON IS SOMETHING
OF A SCIENCE WITH ME, AND I SEEMED TO HAVE TIMED IT JUST RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, RELISH...
AN ARMY MARCHES ON ITS STOMACH.
( sighs )
ARE YOU GOING TO BEAT ME?
NO, I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU HOME.
OH, EXCELLENT.
( sniffing )
IS THIS BREAKFAST?
NOT UNLESS YOU ENJOY TROLL HEAD.
DRIVE ON!
( whip cracks )
( horses neighing )
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
HE JUST VANISHED.
AND WHAT IS YOUR PLAN NOW, ANTHONY?
GET DRUNK.
BARMAN, BOTTLE OF BEER.
SAUCER OF BEER FOR MY FRIEND.
WE ONLY SERVE COCKTAILS, SIR.
CUPID'S FIRST BLUSH...
SOME ENCHANTED EVENING...
A LONG, SLOW SPELL AGAINST THE WALL.
Wolf: HELLO, BOYS.
HAS ANYONE SEEN VIRGINIA?
SHE'LL BE DOWN IN A FEW MINUTES.
A FEW MINUTES.
Wendell: ANTHONY, LISTEN TO ME--
ON NO CONDITION ALLOW THIS WOLF ALONE
WITH YOUR DAUGHTER TONIGHT.
WHY NOT?
YOU NEED TO ASK? THINK WHERE YOU ARE:
THE LOVE CAPITAL OF THE KINGDOMS.
SHE WILL COME BACK COMPLETELY DISHEVELED.
BOY, I'M RAVENOUS!
I'VE BEEN FASTING ALL DAY.
I COULD EAT A REGIMENT OF HORSES.
YOU KNOW...
I NEED TO HAVE A FEW WORDS WITH YOU.
ABOUT WHAT, TONE?
I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT.
( sighs )
IS IT YOUR HAIR?
I KNOW, IT'S FALLING OUT...
NOT MY HAIR...
MY DAUGHTER.
YOUR DAUGHTER? YES.
I NEED TO KNOW IF YOUR...
INTENTIONS ARE HONORABLE.
NO, NOT REALLY.
NO?!
I CAN'T DENY IT.
THEY'RE BORDERING, HOVERING, TEETERING
ON THE DISHONORABLE.
HE'LL HAVE HER ON HER BACK
BEFORE YOU CAN SAY, "HAPPY EVER AFTER."
NOW, YOU LOOK HERE--
VIRGINIA IS A VERY VULNERABLE GIRL
AND SHE'S VERY SENSITIVE... OH, VIRGINIA! HI!
YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.
OH! ARE YOU READY?
YOU KNOW, WOLF, I...
WHAT?
I DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING.
( gasps )
OH, NO! NO!
IT'S ALL PLANNED.
JUST... I'M NOT... HUNGRY.
NO! I'VE GONE TO A LOT OF TROUBLE
CREATING THIS, UH...
SPONTANEOUS EVENING.
WELL...
OKAY, WE WON'T BE LONG.
DON'T WORRY, TONY.
YOUR DAUGHTER'S SAFE IN MY HANDS.
YOU'RE KISSING THAT GIRL'S VIRGINITY GOOD-BYE, ANTHONY.
Virginia: WHOA...
( both laughing )
OH, MY GOD.
¶ YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST MAN IN THE LAND... ¶
BUT I KNOW.
¶ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT THE SINGING RING IN YOUR HAND. ¶
( shushing ): YOU'LL SPOIL THE SURPRISE.
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
NOBODY.
TO THE RESTAURANT, DRIVER.
AND DRIVE AS ROMANTICALLY AS YOU CAN.
( romantic music plays )
WHERE'S THAT MUSIC COMING FROM?
DO YOU LIKE IT?
IT'S A TUNE, I...
I HAD IT ESPECIALLY COMPOSED FOR YOU.
IT'S CALLED "A TIME FOR COMMITMENT."
Anthony: I HAD...
A PERFECTLY GOOD BUSINESS.
I JUST EXPANDED TOO SOON.
( heavy sigh )
AND THEN THE RECESSION HIT ME
AND I, WELL, I JUST LOST EVERYTHING.
MY BUSINESS, MY...
MY WIFE, MY SELF-RESPECT...
HERE'S TO TONY LEWIS
THE BIGGEST FAILURE IN ALL THE TEN KINGDOMS.
NO, ANTHONY, MY FAILURE IS MUCH WORSE THAN YOURS.
THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF KINGHOOD
AND I HAVE FAILED DISMALLY.
OH, COME ON.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOU GOT TURNED INTO A DOG.
THAT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYBODY!
ANTHONY, I'M... I'M...
I'M STARTING TO FORGET THINGS, LIKE...
LIKE... LIKE MY PARENTS' NAMES
AND... AND...
GREAT BIG CHUNKS OF MY LIFE-- IT'S...
( hiccuping )
IT'S LIKE...
IT'S LIKE SOMEONE'S STEALING MY LIFE FROM ME.
MESSAGE FOR YOU, SIR.
UH...
"TAKE THE DOG AND TIE HIM TO THE POST
"IN THE CENTRE OF THE TOWN SQUARE...
"IF YOU HAVE NOT DONE THIS IN FIFTEEN MINUTES
I WILL SMASH THE MIRROR INTO A HUNDRED THOUSAND PIECES." WHAT...?
IT'S HIM. WHERE DID YOU GET THIS FROM?
IT WAS GIVEN TO THE DOORMAN, SIR.
THE HUNTSMAN.
HOW DID HE KNOW WE WERE HERE?
WHERE ARE... WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?
WITHOUT A DOUBT, YOU ARE THE MOST QUIRKY GIRL
IN THE WHOLE OF THE NINE KINGDOMS.
( laughs )
I BET YOU SAY THAT TO ALL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS.
YOU ARE MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND.
WHAT?!
NO! FIRST AS IN...
FIRST EVER?
OH, YES.
A WOLF MATES FOR LIFE.
AM I NOT YOUR FIRST BOYFRIEND?
( laughing )
OH, GOD, I'VE BEEN OUT WITH LOADS OF GUYS.
OH.
OH, BUT...
OH, NOTHING SERIOUS.
I...
I HAVE A HARD TIME...
TRUSTING PEOPLE.
I JUST NEVER WANT TO...
JUMP UNLESS...
I'M SURE SOMEBODY'S GOING TO CATCH ME.
OH, I'LL CATCH YOU.
AND IF I MISS FOR ANY REASON, I'LL SIT BY YOUR BEDSIDE
AND NURSE YOU BACK TO HEALTH.
CRIPES.
I JUST CAN'T LET YOU DO THIS.
I MEAN, WHAT IF HE PUTS AN ARROW THROUGH BOTH OF US?
WE COULD BE WALKING RIGHT INTO A TRAP.
JOY!
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
THE SQUARE.
HE'S GOING TO WANT TO BE ABLE
TO SEE ME LEAVING YOU IN THE SQUARE.
SO...?
SO HE'D WANT A CLEAR VIEW.
WHICH MEANS HE'S PROBABLY WATCHING FROM SOMEWHERE...
Wendell: SOMEWHERE HIGH?
Tony: YEAH, SOMEWHERE WHERE HE COULD...
THAT TOWER. THAT'S IT.
THAT'S WHERE THE MIRROR WILL BE.
DON'T LOOK UP.
JUST, UM...
PRETEND TO STRUGGLE.
COME ON.
OH, MY GOD!
WHAT AN INCREDIBLE EVENING.
THANK YOU.
THIS IS GOING TO COST
AN ABSOLUTE FORTUNE.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU.
A VERY SPECIAL PRESENT.
OH!
¶ YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE LAND ¶
¶ 'CAUSE WE'VE GOT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING PLANNED ¶
JUST DO A LOOSE KNOT. I'LL BE FASTER THAN HIM.
ALL RIGHT
WHERE WILL YOU GO? WHAT IF I DON'T SEE YOU AGAIN?
OH, YOU WILL.
ALL RIGHT.
GOOD LUCK, YOUR MAJESTY.
( barking )
HOW HAVE YOU PAID FOR ALL OF THIS?
WHAT?
HOW HAVE YOU PAID FOR ALL OF THIS?
UM...
OH! YES!
I WON THE JACKRABBIT JACKPOT LAST NIGHT.
LAST NIGHT?
MM-HMM.
YOU SAID YOU LOST EVERYTHING LAST NIGHT.
DID I?
UM... OH, WELL, I...
I DID WIN SOME.
YOU SAID YOU LOST EVERYTHING.
I KNOW, BUT LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT YOU...
OUTSIDE, WHEN YOU WERE TELLING ME
HOW MUCH YOU LOVED ME
YOU LIED?
¶ WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?
¶ I CANNOT SEE.
NO!
WAIT!
HEY!
HOW MUCH DID YOU WIN?
UM...
( stuttering )
I DON'T REALLY-I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER.
HOW MUCH?
I DON'T KNOW.
IT WAS AROUND THE, UH... AROUND THE 10,000 MARK.
10,000?
10,000?!
WE COULD'VE GOTTEN THE MIRROR BACK
AND YOU SPENT IT ON FOOD?!
NO, I DIDN'T SPEND IT ON FOOD!
I SPENT IT ON YOU!
WE COULD HAVE GONE HOME!
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!
I DON'T BELONG HERE!
I WANT TO GO HOME!
NO, YOU DON'T WANT TO GO HOME.
I HAVE LOTS OF THINGS PLANNED.
I... I HAVE...
THERE'S A GONDOLA OUT BACK
AND THERE'S FIREWORKS AND MORE FIZZY STUFF.
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME.
YOU JUST CARE ABOUT YOURSELF.
NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
NO, VIRGINIA, PLEASE!
DON'T GO!
VIRGINIA!
Man: THE PRINCE IS BACK!
( people cheering )
RETURN OF THE PRINCE.
HAPPY EVER AFTER!
GET YOUR SOUVENIR COPY OF THE KINGDOM TIMES.
WHY WAS I EVER STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK THAT A GIRL LIKE HER
WOULD FALL FOR AN ANIMAL LIKE ME?
¶ WHERE'S SHE GONE?
¶ IT'S ALL GONE WRONG.
( howls )
HERE HE COMES!
PRINCE WENDELL!
THIS CAN'T BE.
THAT'S A LIE!
I'M PRINCE WENDELL!
GENTLEMEN!
THE CRISIS IS OVER.
THE KINGDOM IS SAFE AGAIN!
OH...
HE'S COMING HOME.
THE CORONATION'S BACK ON!
¶ YOU CANNOT WIN HER
¶ YOU CANNOT CHOOSE HER
¶ YOU ARE JUST A HOPELESS LOSER. ¶
( shrieking )
( frightened murmuring )
( screaming )
NOW YOU SEE WHAT I TOLD YOU ALL ALONG.
YOU ARE NOTHING WITHOUT ME.
WILL YOU COME BACK TO ME?
WILL YOU TURN BACK TO ME NOW?
YES.
WELL, AT LEAST THINGS CAN'T GET ANY WORSE.
YOU IDIOT!
THIS MIRROR WAS OUR ONLY WAY HOME!
I...
UH, ANTHONY...
NOT NOW.
I DON'T THINK
SHE'S VERY PLEASED WITH YOU.
MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN UP ON THE ROOF.
IT FEELS LIKE EVERYTHING IS GOING RIGHT...
IT'S YOUR IMAGINATION.
BE CAREFUL NOT CUTTING YOURSELF.
LOOK! THE MIRROR BREAKER!
THERE HE IS!
MIRROR BREAKER!
HE'S BROKEN A MAGIC MIRROR.
THAT'S SEVEN YEARS BAD LUCK.
OH, COME ON, PEOPLE.
YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT SILLY SUPERSTITION, DO YOU?
( echoing hoofbeats )
( hoofbeats stop )
THERE, YOU SEE?
WHAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN CAN'T HURT YOU.
OW!
"OW" WHAT?!
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS ROCK.
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT?
MIRROR BREAKER! GET OUT OF TOWN!
WE DON'T WANT YOUR BAD LUCK HERE!
Woman: GET OUT OF TOWN!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
( crowd shouting )
Tony: THIS IS NO GOOD.
WE NEED THE FRAME.
THERE ARE TOO MANY PIECES MISSING.
WE'VE GOT TO GO BACK.
WHAT'S ON THE BACK?
WAIT A MINUTE.
DON'T.... WHOA, WHOA, DON'T MESS UP THE PIECES.
IT TOOK US HOURS TO PUT THESE PIECES TOGETHER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
LOOK.
WELL, MAYBE IT'S SOME KIND OF SECRET CLUE, ALL RIGHT.
LOOK, UM, "MAN RED BY THE WAR OF RAG MOUNT."
MAYBE ABOUT A BATTLE.
IT'S NOT A CLUE.
IT'S A MAKER'S SEAL.
"MAN..."
HERE, SEE--
"MANUFACTURED."
THAT'S IT.
"MANUFACTURED BY THE WAR..."
"OF," UM, "RAG MOUNT..."
"MOUNTI..."?
MOUNTIES?
NO, NO, THAT'S AN "N."
"MOUNTAIN."
"MANUFACTURED BY THE WAR..."
"OF..."
UH, LOOKS LIKE A "D." "DRAGO."
NO, IT'S MORE OF A GAP THAN THAT.
"DRAGON."
"MANUFACTURED BY THE DWARVES OF DRAGON MOUNTAIN."
OH!
OH, DEAR. DRAGON MOUNTAIN.
PRINCE, YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS?
WELL, YES, BUT, UH...
HE KNOWS WHERE IT IS.
LET'S GO.
BEFORE ANY MORE BAD LUCK HAPPENS.
WELL, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT IT'S A VERY LONG WAY FROM HERE.
YOU KNOW WHAT, TOO? WE SHOULD GO
TO THAT FARMHOUSE TO TRY TO GET SOME FOOD BEFORE WE GO.
THAT'S NOT GOLD.
IT IS.
IT'S FOOL'S GOLD.
I GOT IT AT A KNOCKDOWN PRICE ON ACCOUNT OF IT BEING
THE UGLIEST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN.
( muffled groans )
WHERE'S THAT NOISE COMING FROM?
AH!
SUCK AN ELF TROOP!
RUBBER LEGS! RUBBER LEGS!
( knock on door )
I DON'T THINK ANYBODY'S HERE.
NO, I HEARD SOMETHING.
WHY DON'T WE CHECK AROUND BACK?
OH, NO, WAIT...
OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE BACK!
SNIFF A SANDAL, IT'S THEM.
KILL THEM!
OW! OW! DEAD LEG.
CRAMP!
MAKE WAY!
WELCOME BACK, YOUR MAJESTY.
AND CONGRATULATIONS.
WE'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK.
THANK GOODNESS
YOU ARE BACK, SIR.
THERE'S SO MUCH ORGANIZING TO BE DONE.
LORD RUPERT HAS GONE
TO COLLECT YOUR CORONATION GIFTS.
I DON'T RECOGNIZE THE FOOTMAN, SIR.
A NEW MEMBER OF STAFF?
I WISH TO GO STRAIGHT TO MY ROOM.
OF COURSE, YOUR MAJESTY.
YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED AFTER YOUR LONG JOURNEY.
NO, I NEED TO URINATE.
I MUST GO STRAIGHTAWAY.
OTHERWISE, IT'S A LEG-LIFTER.
OF COURSE.
CAN I HAVE SOMETHING SENT UP TO YOUR ROOM?
UM...
YES.
WHAT DO I USUALLY HAVE?
COCOA AND A CHEESE SANDWICH, SIR.
DO I?
IT'S YOUR FAVORITE, YOUR MAJESTY.
THEN I'LL HAVE IT.
AND, UM, SEND UP A TRAY OF JUICY BONES AS WELL.
AWAY!
WE'LL TEND TO THE HORSES.
Wendell: I CAME TO DRAGON MOUNTAIN ONCE BEFORE
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG PUP...
I MEAN, A YOUNG PRINCE.
THE ENTRANCE TO THE DWARF KINGDOM
IS SOMEWHERE UP VERY HIGH.
IT'S A VERY LONG THROW AWAY
BUT I CAN'T REALLY REMEMBER WHERE.
IN FACT, I DON'T SEEM TO REMEMBER
ANYTHING AT ALL THESE DAYS.
I'M GOING MORE AND MORE, WELL, DOGGY.
UGLY-LOOKING DRAGON.
WHAT IS A QUESTING PERMIT?
WELL, THERE'S NOTHING HERE.
WELL, IT MUST BE UP THE MOUNTAIN SOME MORE.
COME ON.
Wendell: I WISH I COULD REMEMBER IF THE DRAGONS ARE STILL ALIVE.
( hoofbeats approaching )
ON, NO! WAIT...
NO!
ANYTHING IMPORTANT INSIDE?
DID YOU SEE THAT?
BOTH OF THOSE STRAPS BROKE EXACTLY AT THE SAME TIME.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT? LIKE A BILLION TO ONE.
YEAH. MAYBE YOU JUST DIDN'T TIE IT PROPERLY.
NO, I TIED IT PROPERLY.
IT'S MY BAD LUCK.
YEAH. HEY, I GOT THE GREATEST LUCK OF ALL
GETTING TO TRAVEL WITH YOU.
YOU KNOW...
IF YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY, JUST SAY IT.
GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST.
ANYTHING'S BETTER THAN SULKING.
I'M NOT SULKING.
YOUNG WOMAN...
I'M JUST WONDERING WHAT YOU WERE DOING
ON THE ROOF OF THAT BUILDING.
HOW COULD YOU?
WITH THE MIRROR OUR ONLY HOPE.
ARE YOU STILL ON ABOUT THE MIRROR? IT'S GONE.
I SAID I'M SORRY BUT IT'S DONE.
I SPEND MY WHOLE LIFE LOOKING AFTER YOU.
YOU'RE ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES...
LOOKING AFTER ME?
WHO RAISED YOU FOR 20 YEARS?
I HAD TO WORK SIX DAYS A WEEK.
YOU EVER THINK OF THAT? NO.
JUST POOR LITTLE VIRGINIA.
ME, ME, ME, ME.
OH, I REALLY HATE YOU SOMETIMES.
WELL, IF IT HELPS, GO AHEAD.
HAVE A NICE LONG HATE.
I'M USED TO IT.
OKAY.
THIS IS A LOT BETTER THAN THE OTHER PLACE.
I'LL TELL YOU THAT FOR NOTHING.
NOBODY HELPED ME.
I DID IT MYSELF.
WELL?
Burly: HELLO?
( knocking )
HELLO?
ANYONE THERE?
HEY, COME HERE.
IT'S THE QUEEN.
HEY, YOUR MAJESTY, WE'RE BACK.
ALIVE AND KICKING!
AND MADDER THAN EVER.
I MUST SAY, I AM MOST SURPRISED TO SEE YOU.
YOUR MAJESTY
COULD YOU USE ONE OF YOUR MIRRORS
TO CONTACT OUR DAD?
HE'LL BE VERY WORRIED ABOUT US.
YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE AWFUL NEWS THEN?
WE HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING.
WE'VE BEEN GOLD.
YOUR FATHER HAS BEEN MURDERED.
WHO?
WHO DID THIS?
THE GIRL.
SHE POISONED HIM.
SWEAR THAT YOU WILL TRACK HER DOWN.
All: WE SWEAR IT!
WHOA, WHOA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
THIS IS THE PATH.
NO, THAT GOES DOWN.
IT'S SLOPING DOWNWARDS. THIS IS THE WAY UP.
THAT'S NOT EVEN A PATH.
THAT'S, LIKE, FOR GOATS.
IT GOES BACK UP
THE HILL RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.
PRINCE, AM I RIGHT?
ANTHONY
I KNOW THIS IS HIGHLY IRREGULAR
BUT...
WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME A CUDDLE, PLEASE?
YOU SEE, I'M RIGHT, THIS IS THE WAY.
FINE. YOU GO YOUR WAY, I'LL GO MINE.
WELL, ALL RIGHT, FINE. GO.
DON'T BLAME ME WHEN THE DRAGONS
GET YOU.
I'M NOT GOING THAT WAY.
OKAY. BECAUSE IT'S WRONG.
Wendell: OH, NO.
DECISIONS.
( barks )
YOU COMING WITH ME?
YOU KNOW THIS IS RIGHT, DON'T YOU?
HOW COULD SHE DEFY ME LIKE THAT?
SO OBSTINATE.
YOU CAME BECAUSE YOU KNEW I WAS GOING
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, RIGHT?
UH, NO. NO?
I ONLY CAME WITH YOU
BECAUSE VIRGINIA DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING I SAY.
SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ME, EITHER.
( hoofbeats approaching )
OH... DAMN, THE ONE TIME HE HAD TO BE RIGHT.
( buzzing )
SINCE WHEN DO WASPS
BUILD NESTS HALFWAY UP A MOUNTAIN?
OF ALL THE PLACES I COULD PUT MY HAND.
IT'S BEYOND BELIEF, I'M TELLING YOU.
TONY, I'M SCARED.
I'M LOSING MY MIND.
NO, YOU'RE NOT, ALL RIGHT?
JUST GIVE THAT A REST, PLEASE.
NO, I AM.
PLEASE, YOU PROMISED ME A CUDDLE.
YES. COMBINED CUDDLE AND STROKE, PLEASE.
THAT'S NICE.
OH, NO, TONY. IT'S HAPPENING.
I'M GOING DOG.
I AM GOING DOG AND THERE'S NO GOING BACK.
OH... I'M SO TIRED.
ALWAYS SO TIRED.
SLEEPY.
WISH I WAS A DOG.
SOMEBODY TO TAKE CARE OF ME, FEED ME
SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING.
THAT WOULD BE HEAVEN.
( rocks rumbling )
OH.
OH, HI.
SO, YOU MADE IT.
YEAH.
WE'VE BEEN HERE QUITE A WHILE.
REALLY?
MM-HMM.
'BOUT AN HOUR.
OH, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A RACE.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A PATH.
AHH!
THERE'S MORE
PAW PRINTS HERE.
THEY CAME THIS WAY.
D-D-DAD'S...
D-D-DEAD.
WELL... LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
NO MORE BEATINGS.
YEAH.
WE CAN FAIL TOTALLY
WITHOUT FEAR OF PUNISHMENT.
YEAH.
TO HECK WITH HIM, OLD BASTARD.
( laughs )
HE CAN SUCK AN ELF.
WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT ARE WE SAYING?
HE WAS OUR DAD.
HE TOOK US HUNTING.
HE... HE GAVE US OUR FIRST WEAPONS.
HE TAUGHT US HOW TO KEEP A TORTURE VICTIM CONSCIOUS...
FOR HOURS.
( crying )
WAIT TILL WE GET AHOLD OF THAT LITTLE WITCH.
WE'LL TEAR HER HEAD OFF!
YEAH! YEAH!
( exhausted groans )
I THINK YOU'RE SITTING ON SOMEBODY.
EW!
"HERE LIES IVAN THE OPTIMIST."
HMM. DO YOU THINK THESE PEOPLE FOUND THE DRAGON
OR THE DRAGON FOUND THEM?
WELL, THESE GRAVES LOOK REALLY OLD.
I DON'T THINK THERE ARE ANY MORE DRAGONS.
GOD... THIS IS INSANE.
WE MUST HAVE CLIMBED ABOUT A THOUSAND FEET.
WE SHOULD THINK ABOUT STAYING HERE TONIGHT.
WHAT, IN A GRAVEYARD?
WAIT A MINUTE-- REALLY?
ARE YOU CRAZY?
( wind whistling )
THIS WAS SUCH A BAD IDEA OF MINE TO COME ALL THE WAY UP HERE.
I AM SO SORRY.
THIS...
( wolf howls in distance )
YOU MISS THAT WOLF, DON'T YOU?
( sighs )
( shivers )
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING.
I THINK THIS MIGHT BE THE END FOR ME
BECAUSE I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO BE ABLE
TO STAND SEVEN YEARS OF BAD LUCK.
OH!
I WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING, THOUGH--
I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU.
I MEAN, WITHOUT YOU
WE WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THIS FAR.
I'M COLD. GIVE ME A HUG.
OH, COME HERE.
( shivering )
( whimpers )
BIG BONE.
PRINCE.
WHOA, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT, BOY?
BIG BONE.
YEAH, BIG BONE. BIG BONE.
YES, BIGGEST BONE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
WHERE'D YOU GET IT FROM?
( barks )
FOLLOW ME.
( Prince barks )
Anthony: WELL, WE'VE FOUND THE DRAGON.
Virginia: HE'S NOT BREATHING ANY FIRE.
NO, BUT, LOOK, LOOK-- IT'S GUARDING SOMETHING.
IT'S AN ENTRANCE.
WAIT... PRINCE...
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL...
( screaming )
OH!
"DWARF MINES."
THIS MUST BE WHERE THEY MAKE THE MIRRORS.
WHOA.
CAN'T EVEN SEE THE BOTTOM.
I CAN'T GO DOWN THERE, NOT WITH MY LUCK.
I THINK IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
OH, NO, NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
COME ON, JUST GET ON BEHIND ME.
LOOK, IF DWARVES CAN DO IT, IT MUST BE SAFE.
COME ON, PRINCE.
HOW DOES THAT FOLLOW?
YOU KNOW WHAT? IT COULD HAVE A VERY LOW CEILING.
YOU KNOW, VIRGINIA, IT MIGHT NOT EVEN BE A SLIDE AT ALL.
IT COULD BE A DRAGON FEEDING TROUGH...
( both screaming )
OH, DEAR.
COME ON, DAD, YOU CAN DO IT.
SEE? YOU MADE IT.
GOOD JOB.
GREAT.
Dwarf Leader: ATTENTION!
COMRADES, THIS IS A GREAT DAY!
THE TIME HAS COME TO...
BEHOLD THE BIRTH OF THE MIRROR!
NO ONE HAS MADE A TRUTH MIRROR
FOR OVER 500 YEARS!
BEHOLD PRINCE WENDELL'S CORONATION GIFT!
( cheering )
( whispering ): SEE THAT, PRINCE?
THAT'S FOR YOU.
OW! OW!
OW!
DO YOU REALIZE THE PENALTY FOR ENTERING OUR SECRET
MIRROR MINES, COMRADES?
IS IT A HEAVY FINE?
IT IS DEATH. THIS IS OUR MOUNTAIN.
YOU KNOW WHAT? AND YOU CAN HAVE IT.
WE'RE JUST TRYING TO GET BACK TO THE FOURTH KINGDOM.
YEAH, WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE WERE TRESPASSING.
IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE.
YOU HAVE ILLEGALLY ENTERED THE UNDERGROUND NINTH KINGDOM
AND ANYONE WHO TRIES TO STEAL OUR SECRETS
WILL DIE.
SECRETS? NO, NO, NO, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR SECRETS.
WE ACTUALLY NEED YOUR HELP.
RIGHT, RIGHT. YOU SEE, THERE WAS A MAGIC MIRROR RECENTLY...
WELL, IT HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT. Leader: YOU?
IT WAS YOU?
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?
YOU HAVE DESTROYED ONE OF THE GREAT TRAVELING MIRRORS.
WE WEREN'T EVEN...
WAIT. DID YOU JUST SAY ONE OF THE TRAVELING MIRRORS?
AS IN, THERE ARE OTHERS?
DO YOU WISH TO SMASH THE OTHER TWO?
NO, WE NEED THEM. WHERE CAN WE FIND THEM?
YOU WILL FIND ONLY DEATH HERE.
TAKE THEM TO THE OLD SHAFT
AND THROW THEM IN!
( dwarves clamoring )
NO, NO, NO! LOOK, LOOK, WAIT!
WAIT! LOOK!
LOOK IN THE TRUTH MIRROR.
LOOK! IT'S PRINCE WENDELL
GRANDSON OF THE GREATEST WOMAN THAT'S EVER LIVED.
THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S THE GUY.
AND I AM HIS INDISPENSABLE TRANSLATOR.
Dwarf: WHAT MAGIC IS THIS?
WHO ARE YOU STRANGE TRAVELERS?
WE'RE, UM...
ON A SECRET MISSION
TO RESTORE PRINCE WENDELL
TO HIS ORIGINAL FORM.
I'M A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON.
LONG HAVE THE STORIES
BEEN TOLD OF THIS DAY WHEN A PROUD PRINCE
WOULD STAND BEFORE US ON FOUR LEGS.
YEAH, WELL, THIS IS THE DAY.
OH!
I'VE BANGED MY SUCKING ELFING HEAD 200 TIMES.
YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL.
OH, I HATE DWARVES.
FIRST DWARF I SEE, I'LL KABOB HIM!
YEAH!
IF THEY SEE A TROLL
THEY'LL BE ON YOU LIKE A PACK OF HOUNDS
AND THEY'LL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB.
SHUT UP!
WHAT ARE WE, TROLLS OR MICE?
WE'RE TROLLS!
TROLLS AFRAID OF NOTHING!
NOTHING!
DWARVES HAVE MINED IN THESE CAVES
FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS.
IN THE EARLY DAYS
WE SUFFERED TERRIBLE LOSSES
BECAUSE THE CAVES WERE OVERRUN WITH DRAGONS.
YOU SEE, THESE CAVES CONTAIN QUICKSILVER
WHICH, I'M SURE YOU KNOW, MALE DRAGONS ARE ADDICTED TO.
AH!
THIS IS EXTREMELY QUICKSILVER.
ORDINARY QUICKSILVER IS MUCH TOO SLOW FOR MAGIC MIRRORS.
MOST ATTEMPTS TO MAKE
A MAGIC MIRROR FAIL COMPLETELY.
THEY JUST REFLECT.
BUT SOMETIMES, WITH THE HELP
OF GREAT DWARF EXPERTISE...
OW!
YOU'RE NOT SUFFERING
FROM BAD LUCK, ARE YOU?
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A TRAVELING MIRROR
TO REPLACE THE ONE THAT WAS BROKEN.
YEAH, WHICH WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH.
TRAVELING MIRRORS...
I DOUBT IF OUR RECORDS GO THAT FAR BACK.
YES...
JUST AS I THOUGHT.
THERE IS ONE OTHER SLENDER CHANCE.
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN RAISE GUSTAV.
COME. HE'S OVER THERE.
GUSTAV, YOU HAVE A VISITOR.
YOU HAVE TO SPEAK UP; HE'S RATHER DEAF.
( speaking loudly ): UM, GUSTAV, WE NEED TO ASK YOU
A QUESTION.
HMM?
A QUESTION!
ABOUT TRAVELING MIRRORS!
AN ANSWER ONLY WILL I CHIME
WHEN QUESTIONS PUT ARE ASKED IN RHYME.
Librarian: ALL EARLY MIRRORS
TALK IN VERSE.
YES, OF COURSE.
WERE THERE ANY OTHER TRAVELING MIRRORS MADE
THAT COULD HELP US WITH OUR ESCAPADE?
"ESCAPADE."
THREE FINE MIRRORS THERE WERE MADE
TO MAKE THEM, SUCH A PRICE
WAS PAID.
FINE, FINE.
WHERE ARE THE OTHER TWO?
HMM?
UM, OUR MIRROR'S SMASHED; WHAT CAN WE DO?
WHERE THE HELL ARE THE OTHER TWO?
MIRROR ONE SHATTERED BIG...
BY AN OAF CALLED ANTOPY.
( mumbling )
MIRROR TWO IS ON A BED
WITH BARNACLES UPON ITS HEAD.
A BED... WITH BARNACLES.
THE SEABED.
YES, ONE FELL INTO THE GREAT NORTHERN SEA.
I THINK YOU CAN SAFELY DISCOUNT THAT ONE.
WHAT YOU SEEK HAS NOT BEEN SEEN
SINCE IT WAS STOLEN BY THE QUEEN.
THE QUEEN?
THAT'S ALL WE NEED.
ANTHONY, UH...
ANY CHANCE OF A LITTLE BISCUIT?
NO, NO, NO, UM...
UH, VERY, UH...
VERY HELPFUL YOU HAVE, UH... UH... BEEN.
JUST TELL US WHERE WE CAN FIND THE QUEEN.
NEAR SHE IS BUT NOT ALONE
IN A PLACE THAT'S NOT HER HOME
IN A CASTLE OUT OF SIGHT
WHERE ONCE THE QUEEN WAS CALLED
SNOW WHITE.
THAT'S PRINCE WENDELL'S CASTLE.
( hoofbeats approaching )
OH, I KNEW IT. I DON'T THINK...
OH, NO, NO!
MURDERERS!
YOU'VE MURDERED MY MIRRORS!
MIRROR MURDERERS!
KILL THEM! KILL THEM!
( dwarves clamoring )
Virginia: GET OUT OF HERE!
Librarian: QUICK! SOUND THE ALARM!
( alarm whistling )
( whistle blowing )
WHAT WAS THAT?
( blowing louder )
( panicked screaming )
WE NEED TO DISAPPEAR. COME ON, GO DOWN HERE.
THEY WON'T FOLLOW US DOWN HERE.
I'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
( screaming )
OW!
YOU OKAY?
NO, I'M NOT OKAY!
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS I CAN TAKE.
YOU'VE GOT TO BE MORE CAREFUL.
IT'S NOT MY FAULT; IT'S MY BAD LUCK.
( hoofbeats approaching )
UGH! HOW MUCH WORSE IS IT GOING TO BE NOW?
( screaming )
DAD?
DAD?!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
( groans )
I-I DID SOMETHING REALLY B...
S-SOMETHING CRACKED.
I CAN'T MOVE.
ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO HELP YOU. TRY...
AH, NO! NO!
I MAY HAVE BROKEN MY BACK.
OKAY.
OKAY, UM...
WELL, WE'RE GOING...
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER WAY OUT OF HERE.
WE CAN'T GO BACK THE WAY WE CAME, SO, UM...
I DON'T WANT TO DIE IN HERE.
WE'RE NOT GOING TO DIE.
WE'RE GOING TO FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE. I CAN'T HELP YOU.
I CAN'T MOVE.
WELL, THEN, I'M JUST GOING TO GO ON ALONE
AND I'M GOING TO FIND A WAY OUT
AND I'M GOING TO COME BACK AND GET YOU.
OKAY? MAYBE PRINCE CAN SMELL OUT FRESH AIR, AND...
TOO MANY TUNNELS. TOO MANY TUNNELS.
YOU WON'T FIND YOUR WAY BACK.
I WILL FIND A WAY OUT
AND I WILL COME BACK AND GET YOU, OKAY?
I PROMISE.
I'M GOING TO LEAVE A TRAIL OF BREAD CRUMBS...
SO THAT I CAN FIND YOU.
VIRGINIA, VIRGINIA...
MAKE SURE YOU GET YOURSELF OUT.
I'M COMING BACK.
( whimpers )
( Prince whines )
"FOR SEVEN MEN
"SHE GAVE HER LIFE.
"FOR ONE GOOD MAN...
"SHE WAS HIS WIFE.
"BENEATH THE ICE BY SNOW WHITE FALLS
"THERE LIES...
THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL."
Snow White: VIRGINIA...
HELLO, VIRGINIA.
YOU LOOK TIRED.
ARE YOU DEAD?
WELL... YES.
I THINK YOU'D HAVE TO SAY SO.
I'M MORE INTO THE FAIRY GODMOTHER OCCASIONAL APPEARANCE
SORT OF THING NOW.
BUT I STILL HAVE INFLUENCE OVER THINGS
AND I'VE BEEN PROTECTING YOU IN OTHER WAYS
SHIELDING YOUR IMAGE FROM THE MIRRORS OF THE QUEEN.
BUT SOON, VIRGINIA
YOU'LL HAVE TO SEE AND BE SEEN.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
( Prince barks )
HEY!
( laughs )
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY GRANDSON, HUH?
I LIKE HIM.
YES. I THINK BEING A DOG
HAS BEEN VERY GOOD FOR HIM.
BUT HE'S LOSING HIS MIND.
THAT IS WHY YOU MUST NOW TAKE CHARGE.
HE NEEDS YOU TO SAVE HIS KINGDOM.
WE ALL DO.
ME?
NO. I THINK YOU HAVE THE WRONG PERSON.
MMM...
I HAVE THE RIGHT PERSON.
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, VIRGINIA.
YOU SEE
MY MOTHER WAS A QUEEN
AND EVERY DAY SHE WOULD SIT BY THE WINDOW, SEWING
STARING AT THE FALLING SNOW, LONGING TO HAVE A BABY GIRL.
AND ONE DAY SHE PRICKED HER FINGER ON A NEEDLE
AND ONTO THE SNOW FELL THREE DROPS OF BLOOD
AND SHE KNEW THEN THAT SHE WOULD DIE
GIVING BIRTH TO ME.
MY FATHER WAS SAD FOR A VERY LONG TIME
BUT HE REMARRIED EVENTUALLY BECAUSE HE WAS LONELY
AND MY NEW MOTHER BROUGHT NO POSSESSIONS
TO THE CASTLE EXCEPT
FOR HER MAGIC MIRRORS
AND EVERY DAY SHE WOULD LOCK HER BEDROOM
SHE WOULD TAKE OFF ALL HER CLOTHES
AND SHE WOULD LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SAY
"MIRROR, MIRROR, ON THE WALL, WHO'S THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL?"
AND THE MIRROR WOULD REPLY
"MY LADY IS THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL."
AND THIS WOULD SATISFY HER
FOR SHE KNEW THAT MIRROR SPOKE THE TRUTH.
BUT I WAS GROWING OLDER
AND BY THE TIME I WAS SEVEN, I WAS AS PRETTY AS YOU.
AND ONE DAY, WHEN THE QUEEN ASKED HER MIRROR
THE MIRROR REPLIED, "MY LADY QUEEN IS FAIR TO SEE
BUT SNOW WHITE IS FAIRER FAR THAN THEE."
AND MY STEPMOTHER CALLED HER HUNTSMAN AND SAID
"TAKE THIS CHILD INTO THE FOREST.
I AM SICK OF THE SIGHT OF HER."
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT MOMENT, VIRGINIA?
WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE SO AWFUL
THAT YOUR OWN MOTHER WANTS YOU MURDERED?
WHEN THE HUNTSMAN RAISED HIS KNIFE
I FELL TO MY KNEES, AND I BEGGED HIM
"LET ME LIVE.
PLEASE... LET ME LIVE."
AND HE PUT HIS KNIFE AWAY.
I WAS SO TERRIFIED
I RAN STRAIGHT INTO THE DARKNESS.
I RAN UNTIL I WAS EXHAUSTED, AND THEN, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
THERE WAS THIS LITTLE COTTAGE.
OH, THE COTTAGE WE FOUND.
YES, OF COURSE.
AND WHEN I WENT INSIDE
EVERYTHING WAS THE PERFECT SIZE FOR ME.
ON THE TABLE, THERE WAS SET SEVEN PLATES
AND, WHEN I WENT UPSTAIRS
THERE WERE SEVEN BEDS, ALL IN A ROW.
I WAS SO TIRED, I FELL FAST ASLEEP
AND, WHEN I WOKE UP
THERE WERE THESE MEN COMING UP THE STAIRS
AND THEY HAD LAMPS.
THEY WERE MINING LAMPS, SWINGING BACK AND FORTH
LIKE FIREFLIES IN THE NIGHT
AND I WAS FROZEN WITH FEAR
AND, WHEN THEY SAW ME, THEY ALL SAID AS ONE
"WHAT A LOVELY LITTLE GIRL."
THEY TOLD ME THAT, IF I KEPT THE HOUSE CLEAN
AND I DID THE COOKING AND THE WASHING
AND THE SEWING AND THE KNITTING
AND KEPT EVERYTHING SPOTLESS, THAT I COULD STAY
AND I WOULD NEVER WANT FOR ANYTHING.
I TOLD THEM ABOUT MY STEPMOTHER
AND THEY BECAME VERY PARANOID ABOUT HER.
THEY TOLD ME NEVER TO GO INTO TOWN
AND NEVER TO OPEN THE DOOR TO STRANGERS.
HER MIRRORS FOUND ME EVENTUALLY.
SHE DRESSED AS AN OLD PEDDLER
AND CLIMBED OVER THE SEVEN HILLS TO MY HOUSE.
TWICE SHE CAME--
ONCE WITH A CORSET TO CRUSH MY RIBS
AND THEN WITH A POISON COMB
TO DRUG ME.
BUT THE LAST TIME SHE CAME
SHE BROUGHT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BASKET OF APPLES THAT I EVER SAW
AND THIS TIME SHE STAYED TO WATCH ME DIE
AND TO BE SURE, SHE HELD ME IN HER ARMS
UNTIL I DIED IN FRONT OF HER
CHOKING ON A PIECE OF POISON APPLE.
AND I OFTEN THINK...
WHY DID I LET HER IN?
DIDN'T I KNOW SHE WAS BAD?
I DID.
OF COURSE I DID.
BUT I ALSO KNEW
THAT I COULDN'T KEEP THE DOOR CLOSED ALL MY LIFE
JUST BECAUSE IT WAS DANGEROUS
JUST BECAUSE THERE WAS A CHANCE THAT I MIGHT GET HURT.
TELL ME WHAT ALL THIS HAS TO DO WITH ME.
EVERYTHING.
YOU'RE COLD.
YOU'RE COLD, VIRGINIA.
HOW DID YOU BECOME SO COLD?
YOU ARE STILL LOST IN THE FOREST
BUT LONELY, LOST GIRLS LIKE US
CAN RESCUE THEMSELVES.
YOU ARE STANDING ON THE EDGE OF GREATNESS.
NO, I'M NOT.
I'M NOT. I'M NOTHING.
I'M USELESS.
YOU WILL ONE DAY BE LIKE ME.
YOU WILL BE A GREAT ADVISER TO OTHER LOST GIRLS.
NOW... STAND UP.
STAND UP.
THIS MIRROR
WILL SHOW YOU WHAT YOU DO AND DO NOT WANT TO SEE.
POISON IS THE WAY THE QUEEN WILL STRIKE
AND THE WAY SHE MUST BE DEFEATED.
YOU MUST FIND THE POISONED COMB SHE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH.
BUT WHAT CAN I DO ALL BY MYSELF?
DO NOT CLING TO WHAT YOU KNOW.
DO NOT THINK...
BECOME.
OH, MY LIGHT'S GOING OUT.
LET YOUR LIGHT GO OUT.
EMBRACE THE DARKNESS.
NO, BUT I CAN'T FIND MY WAY OUT IN THE DARK!
YOU MAY ASK
FOR ONE WISH
AND I WILL TRY AND GRANT IT
BUT BE SURE TO ASK FOR THE RIGHT THING.
OKAY.
I WISH...
I WISH THAT DAD'S BAD LUCK WAS OVER
OH, AND THAT HIS BACK WASN'T BROKEN ANYMORE!
STRICTLY SPEAKING, THAT'S TWO WISHES...
BUT IT'S DONE.
( chittering )
YOUR FATHER IS IN GREAT DANGER.
YOU MUST GO TO HIM.
OKAY, BUT HOW DO I FIND...?
NO. GO TO HIM NOW.
IMMEDIATELY.
( footsteps crunching )
OH! OH... VIRGINIA!
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO LOSE MY MIND.
I'D JUST ABOUT GIVEN UP ALL HOPE.
THAT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
( whispering ): OH, MY GOD.
I MOVE SLOWLY
BUT I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT.
WHERE'S THE DOG...
CALLED PRINCE?
WHERE'S THE GIRL?
JUST GO TO HELL.
( gasps )
I WILL NOT ASK YOU AGAIN.
GO AHEAD, KILL ME.
I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE.
YOU WILL TELL ME... EVERYTHING
LONG BEFORE YOU DIE.
( groans )
GET UP AND COME WITH ME.
BUT I-I CAN'T GET UP.
MY BACK IS BROKEN.
NO, IT'S NOT.
WHAT DO YOU...?
HEY!
IT DOES FEEL BETTER.
OH, MY GOD, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
I HAVE FOUND THE MOST WONDERFUL THING.
WHAT? YOU FOUND THE WAY OUT?
BETTER. BETTER?
WH...? YOU MEAN, THERE'S SOMETHING BETTER
THAN THE WAY OUT?
YES.
WHAT?
OH, UH, COME ON.
LOOK.
WHAT?
NO. IT-IT-IT...
SHE WAS HERE.
BUT IT WAS...
WHAT? SO DID YOU FIND THE WAY OUT?
YES.
WELL, W-WAIT-WAIT... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SHH! LISTEN.
( distant rumble )
CAN YOU HEAR THAT?
HEAR...?
( water dripping )
OH...
( rumbling increasing )
( Virginia laughing )
WE DID IT!
OH, TERRIFIC!
COME ON.
OOH!
I THINK...
I THINK WE'RE BACK IN THE FOURTH KINGDOM.
OH.
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?
MIRROR, MIRROR, IN MY HAND
WHO'S THE FAIREST IN THE LAND?
IT'S... CHRISTINE.
NO.
NO. IT CAN'T BE.
WHAT?
IT'S HER.
MY GOD, THAT'S YOUR MOTHER.
OH!
SOMEONE IS WATCHING ME.
IT'S MOM.
THAT'S MOM!
UH, BUT WAIT!
( echoing ) WAIT, WAIT...
SOMEONE IS SPYING ON ME.
NO, NO, NO. IT CAN'T BE.
THAT PER...
THAT WAS MOM.
SHE'S HERE?
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
SHE WAS LIVING IN MIAMI.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE SHE WAS.
I HAD TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
YOU WERE ALWAYS ASKING ME.
AND WHY DID YOU THROW THE MIRROR AWAY?
I MEAN...
WELL, BECAUSE, IF WE COULD SEE HER, IT MEANS...
MAYBE SHE CAN SEE US, AND...
AND-AND WHAT?
W-WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'S GOING TO DO?
I DON'T KNOW.
HOW DID SHE GET HERE?
SHE'S GOT THE OTHER MIRROR.